Top 5 Humorous Quotations

  • A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.  ~Fred Allen
  • Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.  ~H.L. Mencken
  • A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.  ~Author Unknown
  • A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.  ~Attributed to Arthur McBride Bloch
  • A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.  ~Author Unknown